bean on the road

this is ian's little account of his awesome trip to mexico... and probably Belize, then who knows where.

Friday, August 10, 2007

The Mask

Well, that was weird.

On my last day of bumdom, whilst waiting for my Ikea study furniture, I thought it would it would be a good idea to try a face mask. Well, for those blokes out there who haven't done it (I'm assuming you girls have) it is one hell of a weird experience. Like having your head in a condom... I guess. Like have it sucked by an elephant's trunk. Like having an alien try to suck your life force through your pores via an encapsulating goo. Like a giant fly has his proboscis attached to your camera-facing best. The thing they DON'T tell not to do is that you should avoid putting it on your eyebrows.

Luckily, the Ikea guys arrived after the mask was off. They ripped the shrink wrap off the sofa with the vigour of an animal in heat, installed it and left me within 5 minutes of having arrived, only then to find that there was a huge hole in the bottom of the sofa, and that the foot stool wasn't the right colour. I SWORE I would never buy Ikea stuff again. In fact, I think I've sworn that several times before. Damn, they're just so hard to say no to when you need to make a rapid furniture purchase. In this case, it was in order to avoid a domestic. Our designated study was 'requested' to be more comfortable so that we could both work in the comfort of air conditioning (without having to a/c the WHOLE house) and listen to the stereo (also a new purchase ). A request that was received via the suggestion box - admittedly some time ago.

In other news, I'm finally starting my new job on Monday. Head of Interactive. With a team of 6. My own team.... aaah! We're finally back on the wedding plans now too, which will mean some serious saving plans with it. Amidst this flurry of activity, Claire is thinking of quitting her job, which I would fully support morally. I would fully support it financially too. By choice! I would rather have her happy and healthy and paying for her to figure out what she wants to do over having her stressed, ill and unhappy. She's been working some CRAZY hours, and the ad industry isn't necessarily what she's looking for long-term. She's going through that unsure career patch that we all go through (I'm assuming) - so we'll see what happens.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Finally!

After 98 days of seeing company after company, with misdirections, good networking, and losing out to other candidates, I've finally signed with Cheil. Now I'm just waiting for the employment pass (work visa) to come through and we're good to go! It should be about 3 weeks, but they applied for a temporary one so I could start earlier.

It's been kinda fun, the last few months - a lot of cooking at home, watching movies, going for rides - but I'm going pretty stir crazy. I was a lot less productive than when I was hanging around before my Mexico trip. A LOT less productive. But hey, I did do 3 weeks of contract work which brought in a nice little pot of dough, but with the wedding in March, what we really needed was some steady savings.

So, anyway, we're going celebrating Friday night with Jac and Bru. We were out last night with them too... Man, I really cannot do the drinking on a school night thing anymore. If I was working I wouldn't have made it in till this afternoon. It was Mumbo Jumbo night - good old cheesy music and even cheesier dancing.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

where did the last few months go??

After leaving Wunderman end of March, doing a 3 week contract at Proximity, going to the UK, we're suddenly in the middle of July??? Wow, that was fast.

This is going to be a fairly boring summary of my interview sagas I'm afraid!

I was supposed to sign a contract with Proximity when I came back from the UK, but they ended up bringing over a guy from their Malaysian office. One of the reasons is because they lost some business over there, and so instead of firing the guy they brought him over here. But, it's also fair to say that I was holding out on them because of another company I was interested in. Anyway, to cut a long story short, it's been a good 4 months of various other interviews, and I think it's finally coming to an end.

I just had a last minute round of talks over the past couple of days with ad agency DDB for a job as GM of Tribal (interactive) - to start it up and drive business. According to the MD it was a really close call between me and another candidate, but the other guy had more solid biz dev experience... which is fair enough, but I'm still looking for contract killers to take him out. I'll be staying in touch with them though - good bunch of people. So now it's down to the other company, Cheil, who do communications for Samsung, where I'll be Head of Interactive (or some such title that could include the words "Director", "Digital"...). I actually have an offer from them, but I'm just waiting to hear when to go in and sign the contract. Good package, fewer hours, uber-quiet-office-unlike-your-typical-agency (it's a place with Korean corporate culture)... A mixed bag of pluses and minuses, but, the wallet must be fed.

So, it's still a bit too early to celebrate, but at least now I've decided to cut off this interview period and there's a good offer on the table. Now we should be able to start up our wedding plans again!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

"Coral Is Dying. Can It Be Reborn?"

Interesting story here about coral regrowth...

"Interviews... going... slowly..."

"Interviews... going... slowly..." (said in that wounded and struggling super-hero-monologue, while reaching for that one thing just out of reach that could save his life).

I've been talking to Diageo (the people who own the brands Johnnie Walker, Smirnoff, Guiness, Bailey's, Captain Morgan to name a few) and some agencies, but the most interesting one that's come up is with a company called What If. They're a London-based firm that helps people with New Product Development (the industry acronym for it is NPD) but they get into a lot of other things too: they help companies train their staff in being innovative; they develop products themselves with entrepreneurs to release to the market; and they have a mentoring program where they take CEO's and senior management on a tour of world-class organisations, and introduce them to ideas and practices. It all sounds really exciting! Very much like a dream job, I'd say. Anyway, I've already met one of their senior staff who was here on business, and I'm going to Hong Kong next week to meet their APAC Director. It's still too early to know any details - right now it's just a matter of getting them interested - but it could be to set up a Singapore (aka South Asian HQ) office for them. Anyway, more news on that very soon.

Aside from that, all else going well: Claire has started her new job at Bates Asia, where she's working on Nokia; we've now got an invitation list of about 200 people for the wedding; we've got some ideas for the location here in Singapore and it's now looking as if it WON'T be a beach wedding now (as none of the locations were what we wanted)...

Roz sent me a recent article from the SF Chronicle on Mahahual:
Sunday, April 29, 2007 (SF Chronicle)
Yucatán's sleepy south/Once isolated coastal villages offer last of the
un-Cancún Caribbean Destination Mexico Once isolated coastal villages offer last of
the un-Cancún Caribbean
Spud Hilton, Chronicle Staff Writer


(04-29) 04:00 PDT Mahahual, Mexico -- It was as much of a debate as can
exist between two people heavily sedated on Mayan sun and Caribbean ease.
Under the swaying hammocks, there were tracks in the powdery sand.
Iguana, she said.
Blue crab, I said.
Nope, she said.
It was a bet; the loser would trek a whole 30 feet up the beach to the
palapa for sunscreen. However, no one else was around to mediate -- no
T-shirt vendors, no sunburned yahoos on Jet Skis, no yokels from Idaho
complaining about "the natives," and no steel drum trio playing "The
Banana Boat Song."
Just us, the gentle waves, the rustling palms and whatever made the tracks
in the sand. So much for sunscreen.
That's the way it's been on this stretch of the southern Yucatán's
Caribbean coast pretty much since the days of stone temples and ritual
sacrifices. Unlike its neighbors to the north, this 80-mile stretch of the
Xcalak (pronounced ISH-ka-lak) Peninsula, kept isolated by its remoteness
and inaccessibility, remained largely unnoticed and undeveloped during the
decades that Cancún, Cozumel and the Riviera Maya went from quiet fishing
villages to sprawling resort regions, worldwide destinations for masses of
the rich and the drunk.
In recent years, however, the solitude and crowd situation has depended
increasingly on the tide -- and the behemoth cruise ships that sail in on
it. A new-ish pier for large passenger ships just north of the tiny
fishing village of Mahahual is logging hundreds of arrivals per year, each
dropping a couple of thousand sightseers. Mexico's development agency's
has plans for major resorts along the coast and has branded the region
Costa Maya, a name invented by marketing people that, frankly, invites the
nickname "Accost a Mayan."
It was the first trip to this corner of the Mexican state of Quintana Roo
for my wife, Ann, and me, and the plan was to spend a few days at the
crossroads of the Yucatán's slow-paced rustic past and its luxury resort
future, and to find out if it's still possible to indulge in the
laid-back, non-touristy charms of a place where ships unload as many as
8,000 tourists a day.
Once a haven of fishing boats, dirt roads and no-frills, hippie cabana
motels -- buffered from the rest of the Yucatán coast by the Sian Ka'an
Biosphere reserve -- Costa Maya is now on the radar of upscale resorts,
including luxury giants Sol Meliá and Iberostar. A year ago, Mexican
tourism officials said they expected 3,000 new hotel rooms in the next
five years between Mahahual (population 200) and Uvero, which is barely a
wide spot in the beach road. They estimated an eventual 20,000 rooms on
the entire Costa Maya.
Officials have said they don't want the uncontrolled growth and pollution
of Playa del Carmen, and want to make development low density and
eco-friendly. But it's difficult to imagine 20,000 rooms -- the equivalent
of four MGM Grands in Las Vegas -- not having an impact on this sleepy
region.
Unless you arrive by cruise ship, getting to the Costa Maya requires some
effort. From Cancún, it's a 190-mile drive down Highway 307, a freakishly
straight road that runs from the top of the Yucatán to Belize. (Be
prepared to brush up on your iguana-dodging skills at 65 mph.)
Just past Los Limones, 100 miles south of Tulum, we turned left at the
sign for Mahahual -- and promptly hit a drug checkpoint staffed by young
soldiers who looked as bored as they were heavily armed. Another 36 miles
toward the coast, past the outpost for the Mexican Navy (who knew?), is
one of only two or three spots on the entire Xcalak Peninsula large enough
to be called a town.
The whole of Mahahual (also spelled "Mahajual" and "Majahual," and
pronounced "MAH-ha-wahl") would fit into a suburban mega-mall -- about a
quarter of a mile long and a city block wide. At its back is a tangle of
mangrove jungle and unspoiled marshlands that is unabated, save for a
single road, to the other side of the peninsula. At its front is the
bath-warm Caribbean in shades of cool mint and wintergreen that is
blessedly calm, courtesy of the reef off shore.
Avenue Mahahual isn't so much the main boulevard as a wide, hard-packed
sandy path lined with coconut palms, grocery stores, trinket shops, a
sun-bleached hotel, rustic bungalows, funky restaurants and a dozen or so
open-sided beach bars selling bottles of Sol beer that begin to sweat
before they hit your hand.
It is a postcard of a place that, until recently, was too remote to have
postcards.
On days when cruise ships call at the Port of Costa Maya, Avenue Mahahual
buzzes with beach barflies, bargain hunters and sun-worshipers, but on
this afternoon, two-thirds of the business district was shut tight and the
sum total of gringos in town would fit in two yellow cabs.
Lured by open-air seating and a menu that featured five kinds of ceviche,
we dropped into chairs at El Delfín. We bridged the linguistic gap with
the waiter by using the universal language of pointing at the menu and
licking our lips. Apparently our syntax was correct, because moments later
he appeared with fresh chicken and lime quesadillas, pork tacos and a
tractor-tire-size platter of shrimp and conch ceviche, a reminder of the
plentiful fresh seafood available from the waters 30 yards from the table.
We sauntered the length of Avenue Mahahual, surveying the dining, drinking
and loitering options while fending off tempting offers from beach-bar
barkers. At the end of town we turned around, kicked off our sandals and
ambled back the way we came, this time through the soft, white sand and
gentle waves.
It was easy to imagine what Mahahual was like before the pier and the
paved roads, although signs of the tourist-driven economy are abundant:
vendors selling Corona T-shirts and plaster versions of the ruins at
Chichén Itzá, next to closet-size booths for renting Jet Skis, scooters
and ATVs. At that moment, however, the village was a sleepy, serene and
inviting slice of the Yucatán, the way Cancún was 40 years ago.
On a dirt road a couple miles south of Mahahual is Balamku, one of a dozen
or so ultra-casual, low-profile, eco-friendly cabana-on-the-beach resorts
on this stretch of coast, most of them started by free-spirited expats who
have been migrating to the region since the 1960s.
The five palapa-roofed adobe bungalows are not more than 40 feet from the
ocean's edge. The rooms are spare and spacious, with tile floors and decor
of handcrafts from Mexico and Guatemala. Most of the resort's power comes
from solar panels and a windmill that at night sounds like bats -- which
would explain the ceiling fans instead of air conditioning. In part,
alternative power is part of the local effort to be green, but is also a
hold-over from the days before the area had an electric system, which was
installed just in the past couple years.
At check-in, owner-handyman-bartender Alan Knight, who with Carol Tumber
bought the land on a whim in the 1990s and built Balamku, gave us the
10-minute orientation -- palapa, beach, kayaks, snorkeling gear and a
mini-reef about 50 yards out. "Make yourselves at home," he said, and
padded off to fix something. The cliche seemed to ring truer here than at
most places.
Despite the menu of options, life at on this coast revolves around doing,
well, not much. Mornings I would ease out of bed, pull on shorts and wade
into the chilly wavelets not yet warmed by the sun. We considered using a
kayak to explore the mini-reef, but found we could walk almost the entire
way to it on tippy toes.
Balamku's dining room only serves breakfast, so for dinner Alan pointed us
150 yards down the road to Travel In', a two-story home converted into a
New-Agey, Euro-style restaurant and boardinghouse with camping on the
beach. Justa, a Dutch expat who opened the place in 2003, brought us a
mountain of salty peel-and-eat shrimp covered in thick green curry, and a
spicy shoarma (that's the Dutch spelling; it's also spelled shawarma), a
traditional Middle Eastern dish with a decidedly non-Islamic touch.
"The meat is very fresh," she said. "The pig was running around the yard
yesterday."
Streetlights are years off (the "street" is still a dirt road), which
meant our after-dinner walk back to Balamku relied on moonlight, starlight
and a strong sense of denial about the hairy tarantulas lurking among the
mangroves. (Apparently, we were in town for "tarantula-crossing season." I
asked Ann to put that on our calendar for future reference.)
Early one morning I strolled out to the water and noticed a ship docked at
the pier to the north. It was taller than any feature for 100 miles in any
direction, manmade or natural, and likely carried 10 to 15 times as many
passengers as the population of Mahahual.
Five years ago, the government and Carnival Cruise Line built the pier for
passenger ships, allowing Mexican officials to explore tourism in the
region and cruise lines to offer an exotic-sounding new port to jaded
veteran cruisers. During 2005, large ships made almost 300 stops at the
Port of Costa Maya, more than stopped at either Puerto Vallarta or
Mazatlán -- which, it's only fair to point out, are actual cities.
Since the pier was built, the port property has expanded into a cross
between a beach club, resort hotel and shopping mall, with most of the
facilities of a small city. Already a suburb-size development of homes and
apartments is going up around the port, coyly called "New Mahahual."
We drove into town to gauge the ship-day difference. While it wasn't a
Mayberry-to-Miami transformation, the peaceful village from the day before
was suddenly a bustling resort town, with every business humming, radios
playing an iconic Caribbean soundtrack and scores of taxis dropping off
more sightseers every few minutes.
We sat down to brunch at the Cat's Meow restaurant's covered tables on the
beach and munched happily on ceviche and fish tacos while watching the
town's other side: families frolicking in the waves; couples on Jet Skis
skipping over the surf; and shoppers in Calvin Klein and Tommy Bahama
haggling over pesos for handmade shirts.
The Scottish couple at the next table, passengers on the Carnival ship in
port, said they couldn't believe the simple beauty in Mahahual, and how it
didn't seem overwhelmed by the day visitors. I asked if it that would be
the case with several ships at a time.
"That," she said, "could get a bit much."
Of course, many passengers never reach the town, choosing instead to stay
in the port or take one of the many excursions to ruins in the region.
Just north of downtown, we stopped at Tequila Beach, a Señor Frog's-style
bar and beach club where day-trippers were soaking up as much suds as sun,
and reveling in the thumping music, the drinking games and the perfectly
groomed beach. It was an image out of a cruise line brochure.
On the beach, two young women in bikinis staggered past (I'm guessing an
inner-ear problem) and saw my camera.
"You want us to make out?" one asked.
"Um, no. But thanks for offering," I said, sensing that beefy and equally
drunk boyfriends were not far.
Compared to what we'd seen of Mahahual so far, the scene was an
out-of-place snippet of Cancún. But for how long would it seem out of
place?
It was clear, however, that the place would be empty before sundown. The
secret of enjoying any destination that's a popular cruise port, it seems,
is having the place to yourself after the ships sail. I knew we could come
back into town later that evening and have our choice of tables at any
open restaurant and enjoy a quiet stroll down a stretch of beach all our
own.
We steered back toward our beach, seemingly light years from the
Passengers Gone Wild, to relax for the afternoon -- which is how we came
to be vertical on the beach, debating tracks in the warm sand. Eventually,
we called it a draw, partly for the lack of a judge, and also because the
tide seemed to be telling us to shush.
For a moment, I considered going double-or-nothing on what kind of palm
tree was hanging out over the water, but thought better of it: We were
already pink and it might have been some time before anyone else came
along.

If you go

All locations are in Mahahual. Prices are shown in U.S. dollars. Most
businesses, including hotels, do not take credit cards and at press time
there was no ATM; bring cash.
GETTING THERE
From San Francisco, there are no nonstop flights to Cancún; a number of
airlines offer one-stop connecting flights. From Cancún, rent a car and
follow Highway 307 for 190 miles; watch for signs for Mahahual or Costa
Maya. Flying into Chetumal is more expensive and not likely to save time.
WHERE TO STAY
Balamku, 011-521-983-839-5332, www.balamku.com. Eight comfortable,
no-frills rooms on the beach; water gear and full breakfast included.
$75-$85 per night for two.
La Posada de los 40 Cañones, www.los40canones.com. Comfortable, basic
hotel and restaurant on Mahahual's main street, close to the beach.
Standard rooms $60-$75.
WHERE TO EAT
To be frugal, ask for the menu "en español," which is priced for locals.
El Delfín (across from the beach in central Mahahual). Mexican fare heavy
on the seafood. Lunch for two with ceviche appetizer and drinks, $18.
Cat's Meow (across from the beach near north end of main street). Mexican
fare, friendly staff; lunch served on the beach on ship days. Lunch for
two with drinks, $22.
WHAT TO DO
Most beach resorts have water sports equipment. There is a generous supply
of excursion and equipment vendors offering ATVs, Jet Skis and trips to
the ruins. Shop around before you commit.
FOR MORE INFORMATION
Web sites for Mahahual and vicinity include www.locogringo.com/mahahual
and www.xcalak.info.

E-mail Deputy Travel Editor Spud Hilton at travel@sfchronicle.com.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

My bullet pointed life

Where would I be without the handy bullet point?

  • We've set the wedding date at March 1, 2008 after consulting Master Neo, the geomancer. Apparently it's a good day to be buried too.
  • We set up a joint account which was strictly supposed to be our wedding war chest. We put it to work at Ikea. On necessities. S$450 worth of necessitites. Like matching towel sets, coloured cardboard boxes and ramekins.
  • Claire has decided to take another job after having just changed companies a month ago. It had seemed like the perfect company, with great benefits and a great client, but the work just wasn't there. In the end, if you can't do any good work because the client hasn't got the money, foresight or inclination to be innovative, then it's probably not a good idea to stick around.
  • I've been interviewing the past few weeks. It sounds like there are actually looking for people who have done a bit of this and a bit of that in all sorts of different countries!
  • We're going to Malaysia next week on a visa run since my employment pass runs out next week. Apparently the F1 is on too...

Some things that are making us laugh:

  • Assbax (the name I've given Claire's imaginary nag) but it's a bastardization of Asbak, which is "ashtray" in Indonesian and Dutch)
  • Claire's 5 mega ton showers
  • Making up conversations to our cleaner Margie in a Brooklyn accent: "Yo Muh-ah-ji, you gonna clean the luh-ij room or what?"
  • "That wedding thing", as in "Claire, we gotta get our invitation list together." "Huh, what for? Oh, you mean for that wedding thing?"
  • Ian's tendency to hoard: empty containers, paper, bags
  • "Sheddep"

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Catching up...

So let's see... since the last post, here's what's happened:
  • I finished up in Delhi, which went very well work-wise, and was also able to go to an Indian wedding where I learnt how to do the snake dance (I'll post a video somewhere...)
  • All that Indian food added a few inches around the waist line
  • Claire and I went to HK for Xmas and New Year's
  • I proposed to Claire on Xmas day, on granny's balcony. I had meant to do it so that she had a grand view of the harbour, but in the excitement of it all, she ended up facing inwards, with all the family looking at her wondering what was going on! I proposed with an ultra-gaudy stand-in engagement ring - and she STILL said 'yes'!! For all those old-school people, no, it wasn't done on one knee.
  • We came back to SG, I quit my job, and bought a proper ring for Claire (a very nice one, I might add). I even had it in time for a surprise Valentine's gift (along with a home cooked meal and flowers). This time, the ring was presented on BOTH knees, while she was on the couch watching TV.
  • Mum, Dad and Justin came down after Chinese New Year to meet the future in-laws. It all went incredibly well, with dinners every day, plenty of laughs (on both sides of the family) and I think a very healthy introduction!
  • Claire and I are thinking of getting married around March '08 now... there's a chance it might still be in October, but I think we'll need the time to plan and save some $$$.
  • In the meantime, we want to buy a car!! Right now, it's a toss-up between the Suzuki Swift and the Mazda 3...
It's been a bit hectic, since Claire also started a new job. We're just now starting to enjoy a normal life - it's quite a novelty to have dinner at home and watch a vid!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Delhi

Well, I managed to get out of Seoul a couple of weeks early (I was there for 4 weeks instead of 6), but now I'm in Delhi until December 15th (and probably a little past that), then HK with Claire for 10 days at Xmas, then back to Delhi again for up to 4 months... Ugh!

It's going to be so hard, being away from Claire for that long, but like so many other people that get put in similar positions, we'll get through it. I don't want to do this for forever though, that's for sure - but my reasoning is financial (I need the money!), experience (learning a lot from one of the other guys that was sent here) and... and... er, I think that's it. It always seems like a list should have at least 3 things in it. It's a rhythm thing, I think.